I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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