Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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