so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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