it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
