I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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