Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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