Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Just cropdusted the office
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
