If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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