no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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