its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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