trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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