just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
