I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My bed smells like the plague
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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