also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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