Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My vagina just clenched in fear
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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