So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
not ubering you a puppy
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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