in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think I sprained my soul last night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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