I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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