I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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