So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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