I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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