You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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