whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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