yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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