omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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