She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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