Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
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Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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