i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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