is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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