Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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