drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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