absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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