Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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