Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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