She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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