Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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