my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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