we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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