I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm too high and old for this...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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