is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I still have a little drunk in my system
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
