So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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