I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
