Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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