Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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