its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
We smell like vodka and hangover
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