Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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