As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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