That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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