she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize