He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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