I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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