You really coming over, don't trick.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
