are you still at the devil's house?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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